you make me giggle homosexual friend.

"i was wondering,
why my burp,
...was not accompanied by music"

"i retract my statement
of normality"

"that makes my pancreas hurt."

you: i'm just making this up
me: what?
you: how to put this together...
me:
you: so, if it flies off and kills us, i'm sorry?

"awe! my laptop looks so cute in that picture"